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Freestyle Rap Part III

I was born in the cold, then moved to the heat…
Got used to the flame, now I spit it on a beat…
I’m never nice I always act rude like fuck…
Plus I’m a rapist so if u didn’t get raped then its just ur luck…
I tried every freaking freestyle so I’ll spit a sick shit…
I lick pussies all day but I never put my dick…
Cause its too big I might kill the poor chick…
Licking the ass? Come on its fucking sick…
I don’t like what I’m kicking now but fuck it I still rock…
Everyone kick stupid shit even B.I.G. & Pac…
I hate condoms, I think they give u less pleasure…
Don’t look at my balls, they’re like a treasure…
Catch me if u can while you’re sober…
I can run faster than u backwards & with a fucked up hangover…
You see me warming up, u know its over…
I just say the first thing that comes to my head…
Like I don’t wanna go to the cinema, I’d like clubbing instead…
I don’t wanna freestyle anymore so fuck off…
I’d like to have sex with an awesome girl, her name is COUGH! <<If u didn’t get it then just go die or ask me :P

January 22, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Random Survey VI

1. Do you like chinese food?

No.

2. How big is your bed?

Pretty big.

3. Is your room clean?

Yep.

4. Laptop or Desktop computer?

Laptop.

5. Favorite comedian?

Chris Rock.

6. Do you smoke?

No.

7. Does anyone like you?

Of course :P

8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?

Nothing.

10. Sleep with or without clothes on?

With for sure.

11. Who sleeps with you every night?

No one.

12. Do long distance relationships work?

Sometimes.

13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?

Once.

14. Pancakes or French Toast?

Pancakes.

15. Do you like coffee?

Not really.

16. How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled.

17. Do you believe in astrology?

No.

18. Last person you talked to on the phone?

Reem.

19. Last person on your missed call list?

Nawaf.

20. What was the last text message you received?

A message from Facebook.

21. McDonalds or Burger King?

Mcdonalds.

22. Number of pillows?

4.

23. Last thing you ate?

KFC.

24. Last thing you bought?

Some snacks.

25. What are you hearing right now?

COD shooting.

26. Pick a lyric?

Lyrical homicide hell is hot, I’m boxing with Satan.

27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?

Don’t like any kind actually.

28. Can you play pool?

Yep.

29. Do you know how to swim?

Yes.

30. Favorite ice cream?

Vanilla.

31. Do you like maps?

Yes.

32. Tell me a random fact:

Everything happens for a reason.

33. Ever had a hard on at work?

No :P

34. Ever attend a theme party?

Yes.

35. Ever do a keg stand?

No.

36. Craziest place you’ve slept after a night of drinking?

A football field.

37. What is your favorite season?

Summer.

38. What is the first music video you ever saw?

Can’t remember.

39. Pick a movie quote:

Life is not the amount of breath u take, its the moments that takes your breath away – Hitch.

40. Favorite quote:

Your love makes me strong, your hate makes me unstoppable.


January 9, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Share Your Rhymes Part II

Go ahead…

January 8, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | 6 Comments

   

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